When Rena Finds Riku yaoi

Rena: *face inches from screen giggling supidly*
Riku: Hey, Rena! What's up? *sits in chair beside Rena*
Rin: Heh, heh, yaoi.
Riku: Tell me something new.
Rena: *finds pic of Riku and Leon* HOLY FISH SINCE WHEN DOES RIKU CRUSH ON LEON?!?!
Riku: *staring at sudden outburst* Well, that was new... Anything else?
Rena: *finds other pic* Man, now I really wish my dream was to come true!! That way I don't have to use this pic.
Riku; *twitching* Right...
Sora: Why're you twitching now?
Riku: She's scaring me... *pointing to Rena who is now drooling on keyboard*
Rena: I found a story!! If it's good, I'm gonna read it!!!
Riku/Sora: *weird groans*
Rena: What?!
Copper: *now walking randomly into diningroom* What's goin' on?
Rena: *after reading* OOOOH!!!!!!! *throws hands in air*
Riku: Must be good...
Sora: Can I read it?
Rena: Never!!! *evil laughing*
Sora: Why not?
Rena: Uhh, it's between you and Riku.
Riku: o.0 Why me?
Rena: Why you what?
Sora: Ahh, Rena, *puts arm around shoulders* one day you'll realize that Riku and I aren't gay for each other.
Riku: *nodding*
Rena: Oh, okay...
Sora: See, Riku!  Nuthin to worry about!
Rena: You're gay for Roxas, aren't you, Sora-kun?
Sora: *falls backwards*
Riku: *slams head into wall*
Copper: I don't get it...